robot-yaoi:

robot-yaoi:

never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, and a gen z trans masc why their name is dave

this is taking me out whoever reblogged with this may god bless ur soul

molabuddy:

molabuddy:

i love you gar…. my best friend gar

you will fall in love with the gar

solidssnakeass:

redpandarascal:

catgirlaleistercrowley:

fuckyeah2000s:

That shit reading like a metal gear solid dialogue

patrolling shift this morning

despazito:

auckie:

The strawberry blonde gang squash stomped the sweat pea willickers last night on their home turf down by the quarry, and I hear old possum cob and his gump gump boys are driving up to blue mountain later tonight to execute them hog style

guerrillatech:

brucespringsteendotcom:

brucespringsteendotcom:

bruce springsteen is very important representation for people who made it into their 20s without being able to drive

#??? He’s literally American and has songs about driving? And he still didn’t learn how to drive?????

to quote the man: “i made it all up. that’s how good i am”

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onewonrun:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

feel like ppl are getting meaner and it’s weird to see

how do you mean

bro forget this post for a second - i opened this app today at 9am and the first post i saw was you reblogging some horny shit about “sliding in and stretching her real good”. 9am on a wednesday. what was that all about?